Share your seat, Asshat!

Yeah, I hate it when people (usually men) on the commuter rail sit all spread legged and with their bag on the seat of a three seater to avoid having to sit with people. I have had to deal with two in two days, saying "Pardon me," and looking at the seat that should be available. One acted all huffy for half the ride, the other barely moved his bag (he was still taking up two seats) and acted benevolent for giving me a seat. Asshats.