05 September, 2006

Ode to Oder





I dedicate this poem to my dog, Clara.

Stinkerella
Stinkerella
kissed a skunk
And now you smell-a

9 comments:

Clementine said...

Not a choice, lady!

Also, poor Clary B. One of my moms said that we can use Massengill on her face and it'll help remove the lingering odor. Poor Clara! Poor us!

Hashbrown said...

OMG, We are gonna douche our dog! Not a choice!

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's what I said! My friend Rebecca had her dog have a skunk incident somewhat recently and she told me that. So unfortunate!

Poor Stinkerella!

The Couch Potato said...

Poor little stinkpot! *eyes watering in sympathy*

BTW - found your blog through my girl, Neasa

squasha said...

i love that you can sing it in the little mousey-cinderella way. *stinkerelly, stinkerelly." ooh, i have a question to ask you tomorrow regarding saturrrrday!

Hashbrown said...

Hey JPP
I guess we'll be douching our dog. fun times!

Hey Couch Potato. Tell Neasa Hey for me.

Squasha
I doubt I will sing it for you in a small squeeky voice at work tomorrow. We'll leave that to some evening with a lot of liquer.

Anonymous said...

*snorting about the Massengill*

Poor Clara - she's suffered enough, now she should smell like an Alpine Meadow or a Summer Daisy? I thought only hyu-mon grrls were supposed to smell like that. *suddenly confused*

Hashbrown said...

I hear ya, Neasa. That is a product I vowed never to buy.

Clementine said...

I know. The very idea of going out to buy douche makes me cringe. For reals, I'd rather be seen buying an enema than a box of douche.