Good times at the potato house
Clementine (singing): "Santa loves the little children."
Hashbrown: "The correct words are 'Jesus loves the little children.'"
Clementine: "Jesus, Santa, aren't they the same person? I mean, the song says, 'He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...' See, they are pretty much the same person."
Hashbrown: "Not really."
Clementine: "Santa is a stalker; he knows if you are asleep or awake. Santa is scary."
Later
Hashbrown (singing): "Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight..."
Clementine: "It does not go like that!"
Hashbrown: "Yes it does."
Clementine: "That is so racist. You don't sing it that way, do you? Red, yellow, oh my god!"
Hashbrown: "I know but that is how children still sing it."
Clementine: "That is so fucked up."
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Oh so funny!!! Yep, that's how it goes. I don't think it's used much around here anymore.
And you switched to Beta!!! Ack!!
Oh baby! Yes, that is how it goes Clementine, sorry. You didn't grow up Jesus enough to know, so I'll try not to oppress you. ;)
Also, don't even get me started on inappropriateness from Clementine. If you haven't heard it 50 times already, ask her about the time Jesus wanted her to steal a mug from the kitchen at school.
What? Jesus is glad I'm resourceful!
I am sure that Jesus admires all of your thrifty resourceful big C abilities!
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