06 March, 2006
Nipples for Sale
Have you ever noticed that plumbing parts are really sexual? There are couplings, nipples, male, and female parts. It is weird. We had to buy two brass nipples yesterday in our DIY nightmare. You would think two lesbians would enjoy purchasing nipples but no. It was not fun. To top it off, we had to talk to some man seriously about nipples. Eeeew!!
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Um, yeah, there's also something called an "easy hooker". I'm not sure what's up but it's all a little bizarre.
Why did you have to scoop me, you mean ol' thing? I wrote about the nipples, too!
Peaches, where is your satin jacket that matches mine?
Ha! You know, my favorite part of the whole day (aside from the cheese fries) was entering Home Depot the 4th time and announcing loudy, "We need another nipple." Awesome!
That was fantastic. Also, I forgot to mention the part called a bushing.
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